What do people think of GUE?
Answering as a GUE diver for the past year, best thing that happen in my recreational life. It transformed my skills, my philosophy approaching scuba, showed me a never ending goal of self-improvement measured with objective criteria, and introduced me to an awesome, if not the best, scuba community.
I took my GUE Fundamentals part 1 class (theory part) last night, pool session is this weekend, and basically took away all my gear is wrong / not safe / needs to be replaced lol.
I assume you didn't read the specifications of the class before paying and taking the class. Also you didn't read the material that you are supposed to before you start the class and they are provided when you registered. It's your time and money, but GUE-F requires determination and investement for both. I am not judging you, but for sure this is not an optimal start and the best way to get the best return for your time and money. Most people that took the class, including myself, spent months (if not just weeks) studying and getting mentally ready for the class finding info also from additional other sources, videos, etc related to the class.
I'm diving with jacket BC, Atomic SS1 secondary, no octopus -
Not sure if I am feeding a troll or something, but it's like you need to be present at some courtroom and getting surprised that actually getting there wearing only a condom might raise issues.
I'm pretty comfortable in the water (~250 dives now), think my buoyancy and trim is decent,
I ll' wait to hear your assesment after the first dive.
and haven't had any issues donating air the one time I had a out of gas buddy.
Things are easy when you don't have issues. Good training is for when you have issues and less luck.
I am trying the rental backplate/wing and long hose for the pool sessions - but it just seems so much clunkier and less streamlined than my current setup with the SS1?
In what sense you are more streamlined?
I do find my trim is not the best with the frontal weight pockets so am considering buying the backplate/wing if I like it, but I'm just not sold on the long hose.
Fair enough. Could you share air with your current setup with another diver, both control your buoyancy comfortably, perform control ascent, avoid entaglements, and utilize both your hands to deploy safely DSMB. If yes, you are an extremely talented diver, and so is the OOA diver you stay in contact and close proximity. Objectively though you make your life more difficult and potentially less safe without a long hose that gives you enough space to independently control your ascent, avoid entaglements, let the donor operate both their hands with no issues. Don't be afraid, and share this thought to your instructor. They should be able to show you in a much more informative way than this paragraph.
My instructor also said any wing with bungees is really bad because you can't distribute the air yourself, which is relevant when diving side mount / multiple tanks etc.
...also they create entaglement hazards, and they force the air out in case of a malfunction on the wing making you very fast negative, while without bungees you can trap some air.
My reason for signing up for GUE was mostly to get better at the different kicks, I can't do a backward or helicopter kick, and my GUE-obsessed friend insisted that it'll improve my buoyancy and trim massively.
IMo your friend is right. I am not sure how you feel very comfortable in the water without being able to stay in position and hover, but I digress. For my from the first dive I was feeling uncomfortable that I couldn't hover while my buddies could, which was fixed after 2 dives during GUE-F.
But after listening to the theory yesterday it seems a lot of why GUE does things the way they do is to set up you for later tech / cave / wreck diving, which I have no interest in.
Yes and no. I am a recreational diver and I see no safety or convinience being compromized at the low levels of GUE for potentially going tech in the future. The GUE skills and setup arguably is at least as safe and appropriate as any other setup, and for me it seems the best especially for recreational scuba. The only things that are being affected by more advanced GUE tech classes are only few procedures and placement of gear that make no difference. I am trying to convince you, you do you, but with such mentality I am afraid you have wasted some of your money and time. "DIR" is a holistic system, not simply a collection of different skills, standards, and gears that were indipedently decided. Go with an open mind, uinderstand the philosophy and after the class decide to keep the things you found useful. But while taking the class choosing what you think it's relevant while missing the big idea is not adviced.
I get the standardisation point and not having to relearn stuff as you progress, but if I already know I don't like cave / wreck and have no interest in tech, does GUE school of thought still have safety / efficiency benefits for regular recreational scuba?
You learn how to properly weight yourself, streamline your setup, minimize your vertical profile improving air consumption, clean motions to interact with your setup, safe and comfortable air sharing, hovering and assuming any position you like with millimeter accuracy, create a team oriented mentality, etc, etc, etc. On the second day of my GUE-F class I felt that I already learned more than I was hoping for.
But to get all these benefits, you need to start with an open mind, ask questions, study the material of the class, and understand the phillosophy. Unfortunately, your post doesn't indicate that this important and necessary baseline is met. If I were you I the next 2 days I would try to read the Fundamentals of Better Diving and any other material seems relevant, and check the "DIR" forum for any already answered question that you might have.