Computers can be quite amusing when they think you are bent.
I remember after a dive we had problems freeing our anchor (in about 45 feet of water), so I popped on a mask and fins and free dived down and shook it loose (yes, yes, I know - free diving after scuba diving is not wise...).
When I got down I realised I still had my ultra-conservative Suunto on my wrist. It wasn't happy at me being back down 10 minutes after my last dive, but it went ballistic when I finally got the anchor free and shot back the surface like a bullet out of a gun (I would estimate my ascent rate at about 20 feet per second, or 1,200 feet per minute). Bleeping and flashing and spewing out warnings of imminent death.
I thought it was going to start swearing at me by the time I got back to the boat. Then it finally shut up and refused to talk to me at all. Bit like my wife really.
I remember after a dive we had problems freeing our anchor (in about 45 feet of water), so I popped on a mask and fins and free dived down and shook it loose (yes, yes, I know - free diving after scuba diving is not wise...).
When I got down I realised I still had my ultra-conservative Suunto on my wrist. It wasn't happy at me being back down 10 minutes after my last dive, but it went ballistic when I finally got the anchor free and shot back the surface like a bullet out of a gun (I would estimate my ascent rate at about 20 feet per second, or 1,200 feet per minute). Bleeping and flashing and spewing out warnings of imminent death.
I thought it was going to start swearing at me by the time I got back to the boat. Then it finally shut up and refused to talk to me at all. Bit like my wife really.
