For those that like puns....

[detroit diver]

A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous
redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk with her.
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out of its
socket towards the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it out of the air and hands it back.

"Oh, my, I am so sorry," the woman says as she pops her eye back in place.

"Let me buy your dinner to make it up to you." They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards the theatre, followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he shares his.

She listens. After paying for everything, she asks him if he would
like to come to her place for a nightcap .........and stay
for breakfast.

The next morning, she cooks a gourmet meal with all the
trimmings.

The guy is amazed!! Everything had been SO incredible!!!!

"You know," he says, "you are the perfect woman. Are you this
nice to every guy you meet?"

"No," she replies........."
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Wait for it............
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(The suspense is killing you, isn't it............?)

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"........You just happened to catch my eye."

 

[The Chairman]

but you forgot to mention that her name was Iris and that it was a happy eye, and that they wrote a song about the whole incident...

"When Iris' eyes are smiling..."

Eye thought that one up in a wink, but eye will probably get a eyelashing for it. You will have to admit that jokes like this are pretty cornea. Well, I retina eye'll be moseying on now. Eye know these puns are killing you but would you rather die now or dilate? Talk about your eyesores...

 

[detroit diver]

Nah, you must have been thinking about the group Blink182. If you get it wrong again, I'm going to have to give you 20 lashes. I'm only poking fun at you. If I was serious, I would have to socket to you. Then you'd have to focus more on your work-getting 'puters to work with visual basic.

Started out strong, but it's getting nowhere. Got to get some shut-eye....

 

[Phoenix]

oh god you guys

the hight of cheesyness
infact, its like that wierd american cheese that comes in an aresol can, thatsss how cheesy it is!

 

[detroit diver]

It's called cheez whiz. And my dog loves it! Actually, fish love it too!

 

[The Chairman]

Limberger (sp?)!!! But you guys make good pupils... with me as your eyecon! I wonder if the original story occured on an eyeland? It's a blind man's bluff, but I guess eye had better leave before the natives get eyerate. Stye will see you later... (wink, wink)

 

[The Chairman]

icecream!!! and eye mean it!

 

[DanBo]

NetDoc,

Man your replies are really funny....Whenever I've had a bad day at work eye look forward to your replies. Keep them coming.

Later,
DanBo

"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I
have ended up where I intended to be." - Douglas Adams

 

[JessicaDodge]

I dont' know what's worse. that people a reading this cheesy stuff or that we are replying to it? What does that say about us?

Jessica

 

[WreckWriter]

detroit diver once bubbled...
It's called cheez whiz. And my dog loves it! Actually, fish love it too!

it's illegal to feed it to fish in Key Largo.