for the over 40ish types

[Scuba_Jenny]

Many of us "Old Folks" (those over 40, WAY over 40, or hovering near 40, are quite confused about how we should present ourselves. We're unsure about the kind of image we are projecting and whether or not we are correct as we try to conform to current fashions. Despite what you may have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:











1. A nose ring and bifocals











2. Spiked hair and bald spots











3. A pierced tongue and dentures











4. Miniskirts and support hose











5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads











6. Speedo's and cellulite











7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar











8. Unbuttoned disco shirts and a heart monitor











9. Midriff shirts and a midriff bulge











10. Bikinis and liver spots











11. Short shorts and varicose veins











12. Inline skates and a walker











And last, but not least. . .my personal favorite:











13. Thongs and Depends

 

[TrainerAW]

I love it! And since I am over 40 will take your words of advice to heart!

 

[simbrooks]

I think 13 should be thongs and anything!

 

[AevnsGrandpa]

never would get near any of those suggestions!!

Jeff

 

[adder70]

6. Speedo's and cellulite

That all depends on what your kids did last night. Can yo imagine lecturing them as a fat old guy wearing speedos? :devil_2:

My kids are going to be so well behaved... right up until they go to the asylum!

 

[Afraid_of_Fish]

I think 13 should be thongs and anything!

for a minute i thought you meant thriteen year-olds should wear thongs and anything, i was like wtfff... lol. Wow, bad moment.


but those are hilarious. <3

:rofl:

 

[tedwhiteva]

Don't necesarily knock depends and dry suits on long dives.

 

[justleesa]

....I can see it all now! :rofl:

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

All of it is possible to see here. We have such a large population of seniors, and with the winter brings the ones from Quebec.

 

[Mako Mark]

....I can see it all now! :rofl:

Im hoping not to see it for another thirty years!