Finally - something in the Baby Culture I can get behind...

[Mo2vation]

As documented here, I am so done with our Baby Culture.

However, I am so all over this. http://www.babytoupee.com/

Friggen genuis.

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Ken

 

[Cacia]

oh come on Ken, why would you even have a baby if you weren't going to have a little fun making it a freak? Have you seen the baby tatoos?

But, speaking of SoCal, I saw "spray on mud" for your Hummers while there in Beverly Hills.

 

[TheRedHead]

Pop-up baby butt wipes are truly wonderful, Ken, because you can grab one while the baby is trying to tear himself out of your grip.

 

[justleesa]

That's scarry lookin'!

 

[Mo2vation]

Pop-up baby butt wipes are truly wonderful, Ken, because you can grab one while the baby is trying to tear himself out of your grip.

that's what those limp Koala tables have straps. Lash him in like a mental patient.

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Ken

 

[TheRedHead]

that's what those limp Koala tables have straps. Lash him in like a mental patient.

They are mental patients. Butt-wipes are useful but a lot of the junk marketed is for parents. The baby doesn't care what he wears.

 

[Cacia]

or...hang it over the bidet. Alexa liked it.

besides, dress-up is fun. I want a baby burka.

 

[Mo2vation]

They are mental patients. Butt-wipes are useful but a lot of the junk marketed is for parents. The baby doesn't care what he wears.

Babies are accessories. Like Paris and her bejeweled pooch. Like a Gucci bag. Like Dior blastshield sunglasses. Like a big rock. Like a Patek Philippe.

They're accessories.

Accessorising them with Dreds just works for me.


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Ken

 

[TheRedHead]

besides, dress-up is fun. I want a baby burka.

Maybe Michael Jackson will have a yard sale soon.

 

[Hank49]

But, speaking of SoCal, I saw "spray on mud" for your Hummers while there in Beverly Hills.

You gotta be kidding me. Do chics dig it, or what? I can't keep my truck MUDLESS for more than an hour if it rains down here. They'd love me.....uhhh, would a Toyota suffice instead of a Hummer though?