PaulChristenson
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jazscam
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"Bite the pillow, it's going in dry!"
that was one of our course motto's.
It still makes me giggle (and whinse in pain at the same time).
that was one of our course motto's.
It still makes me giggle (and whinse in pain at the same time).
jumbo
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Ive seen more organized monkey S@%t fights at the zoo
Dont P@ss on my head and tell me its raining
JUMBO
Dont P@ss on my head and tell me its raining
JUMBO
Makin Raider
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Courtesy of Drill Sergeant Sigmund, at Lowry AFB in 1993, during out 10 months of a joint service tech school as we kept getting in trouble:
"I have never seen so many people with above average intelligence do such stupid things."
"The Drill Sergeant was born at night but not last night."
"Even Ray Charles could see that was a stupid thing to do."
"Keep pushing until Lowry AFB reaches the Gulf of Mexico."
When a pyramid scheme was uncovered and a furious Drill Sergeant question, "Why are you trying to screw your buddy?" The private replied, "Drill Sergeant, it was only Air Force at the bottom."
"I have never seen so many people with above average intelligence do such stupid things."
"The Drill Sergeant was born at night but not last night."
"Even Ray Charles could see that was a stupid thing to do."
"Keep pushing until Lowry AFB reaches the Gulf of Mexico."
When a pyramid scheme was uncovered and a furious Drill Sergeant question, "Why are you trying to screw your buddy?" The private replied, "Drill Sergeant, it was only Air Force at the bottom."
Cobra852
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CDI Factor ='s Chicks Dig It
From Bama (Instructor U.S.Army MP SRT School) Can't remember his real name.
ohhh and one from me
Major: So where are you going when you leave 2nd I.D.
Me: The unemployment line sir!
From Bama (Instructor U.S.Army MP SRT School) Can't remember his real name.
ohhh and one from me
Major: So where are you going when you leave 2nd I.D.
Me: The unemployment line sir!
Cobra852:
Several come to mind:
Closer than one RCH.
Your people are in a FCF, get them UF ASAP
Don't mean nothing
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"If monkey wants a banana, give monkey a banana" (said to a coworker that just could not grasp the concept of 'give the CO what he asked for and quit fighting it'.
"Be nice, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
On the weekends when I sleep in my husband often tells me to "unarse (edited) the bed".
"Ratf---ing the MREs".
"Be nice, be professional, but have a plan to kill everyone you meet."
On the weekends when I sleep in my husband often tells me to "unarse (edited) the bed".
"Ratf---ing the MREs".
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