Favorite Military Sayings

[XJae]

Navy bumper sticker...

Life...
Liberty...
and the Pursuit of all who threaten it.

 

[Vtdiver2]

Navy bumper sticker...

Life...
Liberty...
and the Pursuit of all who threaten it.

I like that
C-Dawg

 

[tedwhiteva]

Q: What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?
A: God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

QUOTE]
The way I heard it was:
Q: What's the difference between a pig and a fighter pilot?
A: You won't find a pig in a bar at 0200 trying to pick up a fighter pilot.

(K - I can hover, even taught people how to hover and a few were ex fighter pilots)

And whats the diference between your wife and your helicopter:

Several,but one is

The helicopter stops whining when you turn off the switch

 

[XJae]

I like that
C-Dawg

I still might have one of those stickers laying around, I'll see if I can find it and bring it up in February.
Looks like Presidents day weekend tentatively, still waiting for Chris to get back to us with a concrete date.

Movie quote: We train young men to drop fire on people. But their commanders won't allow them to write "f..." on their airplanes because it's obscene!

 

[Vtdiver2]

I still might have one of those stickers laying around, I'll see if I can find it and bring it up in February.
Looks like Presidents day weekend tentatively, still waiting for Chris to get back to us with a concrete date.

Cool, I'll see Chris tomorrow after work and tell him to get on it.
C-Dawg

 

[WaterWayne]

Navy: There are three kinds of fairy tales in the world. One starts with "Once upon a time, ...". The second starts with "This is no s*t, ...". The third kind of fairy tale starts with "On my last command, ..."

 

[mmadiver]

Our USMC GySgt on the first day of indoc:
"Holy cow, look at goldey locks over there, come here son I have some clippers in my office"
"I'm going to break it down Barney style for you"
"You little bag nasties!"
"Oohh I see now your a blue Falcon arnt you?"
"You better get used to it, I'm like Milton Bradley Ive got 1001 games boy"
"Don't close eyes, what if that thing from the Predator comes"

Was some good training....

 

[wstein]

From my senior Drill Instructor at PI:

Private!! What is your major malfunction in life?!?!?!

 

[Bob3]

Best one I've ever heard was: "Go home, we'll mail you your discharge".

 

[nurseling]

Don't worry she will be just like you left her.. Freshly *********:14: