Fish_Whisperer
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"Y'all get your goat-smellin' azzes into the showers!" -Drill Sergeant Salisbury, Ft. Leonard Wood, Bravo 1-3, January 1987.
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Sasquatch
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"Thank you for your service, Sergeant. There's the main gate and have a nice day!"
And I've been having a nice day ever since.
And I've been having a nice day ever since.
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Engineer to Mess Cook "pass the bug juice and while your at give me a few pkgs. We're gonna clean the bilges later
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Vtdiver2
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Yeah, but bug juice made some great bilge wine. A gallon jug, package of bug juice, 8 cups sugar, 2 packs of brewers yeast and a rubber glove taped over the opening. Wait a couple of weeks for the glove to fully inflate ( hidden in the bilge) and voila, it's partytime in the Torpedo room. Of course, this is all rumor, I have no first hand knowledge of this ever being done...lolrapidiver:
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Vtdiver2:
Hey, you stole my recipe!(not that I ever had one)
Fish_Whisperer
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Jeez... All we ever had was the Army's legal amphetamine:
From one MRE:
Open packet of powdered cocoa along one long edge.
Add: Instant coffee, sugar, and powdered creamer.
Add: Just enough water to make it nice and gummy.
Stir: Into a slurry that resembles uh... nevermind what it resembles.
Eat: With plastic spoon.
Enjoy: The next 72 hours WIDE FRIGGIN' AWAKE!!!
Rinse & Repeat as necessary.
From one MRE:
Open packet of powdered cocoa along one long edge.
Add: Instant coffee, sugar, and powdered creamer.
Add: Just enough water to make it nice and gummy.
Stir: Into a slurry that resembles uh... nevermind what it resembles.
Eat: With plastic spoon.
Enjoy: The next 72 hours WIDE FRIGGIN' AWAKE!!!
Rinse & Repeat as necessary.
ScubaJackie
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shut yer pie hole
no s@#$ there I was
Watch this S@3$
"The best part of construction is destruction" SFC Hudson, PSG 2nd PLT Aco 52nd ECB, in Mosul Iraq
no s@#$ there I was
Watch this S@3$
"The best part of construction is destruction" SFC Hudson, PSG 2nd PLT Aco 52nd ECB, in Mosul Iraq
How about when they give grunts a 77 set (Thats all we had-no fancy comms for us) and he calls in an airstrike.
"Send big bird, send big bird with bombs NOW!
"Send big bird, send big bird with bombs NOW!
WaterDawg:
TAD = Traveling Around Drunk
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