Reg Braithwaite
Contributor
I'm not offended. It will take a lot more than that to offend me![]()
Giving the OP unsolicited career advice, while I am obviously very ok with Divemasters that have dreadlocks and with various forms of employment law that are not popular in this thread, I would also be extremely careful about this kind of conversation in the workplace.
Typically, both liberal and conservative employers are aghast at the idea of saucy innuendo on company time and property. They may have different reasons for this (Liberals are concerned about an environment hostile to female employees, Social Conservatives are concerned about loose morals on display, Fiscal Conservatives want you talking about company business on company time, and nobody wants a lawsuit).
And finally, remember the Golden Rule: If you must have a workplace romance, do not consummate it on company Time or Furniture.