Working at the local jail:
I did not do anything can't you just let me go?
Or the drunks that step out of the holding cell when the door opens and I am standing in front of it where they are promptly stopped. "SIR! Where do you think you are going?" reply.. "home."
I heard about this one from another person that I can not recall who that is.... Searches person to find cocaine in a baggy in thier BVD's. Subject, "That is NOT MINE!" Officer... do you often let people hide stuff in yer......
Guy leaving on a bond "Can I get my bong back? It is very special to me it was my dad's." Sir you will have to ask the state prosecutor in court if you can get it back.
LAst one.. I heard of a guy that I can not remember who, said to a lady leaving a jail . . "Can you call me a Cab?" He says with a striaght face.. "Okay, You're a Cab."
I did not do anything can't you just let me go?
Or the drunks that step out of the holding cell when the door opens and I am standing in front of it where they are promptly stopped. "SIR! Where do you think you are going?" reply.. "home."
I heard about this one from another person that I can not recall who that is.... Searches person to find cocaine in a baggy in thier BVD's. Subject, "That is NOT MINE!" Officer... do you often let people hide stuff in yer......
Guy leaving on a bond "Can I get my bong back? It is very special to me it was my dad's." Sir you will have to ask the state prosecutor in court if you can get it back.
LAst one.. I heard of a guy that I can not remember who, said to a lady leaving a jail . . "Can you call me a Cab?" He says with a striaght face.. "Okay, You're a Cab."
