Drifting diver rescued from Gulf of Mexico

[DandyDon]

I thought I would cut him some slack since he only has 13 posts. I still know what it is like to be new to the board. At least he didn't ask about online purchases or split fins.

I didn't mean to be hard on him, but I guess it may have looked that way.

So what's wrong with the split fins I bought online...?

 

[scubadale]

I didn't mean to be hard on him, but I guess it may have looked that way.

So what's wrong with the split fins I bought online...?

Trying to steer this back on topic.


If you use those split fins to drift dive with a certain instructor out of New Orleans "surely" you will die.

 

[Couv]

This story is a good example of why the Fling mandates everyone have a SMB---(& warns you before certain dives when/if you miss the tag line, be prepared for a 30 to 60 minute surface drift.........hmmm)........glad everything turned out OK for this coonass......

Yes, let's get back on topic.

Coonass? What's a coonass?

 

[Saltwater Junky]

glad everything turned out OK for this coonass......

Not quite PC:no

Please explain this charged adjective.

 

[Oxy]

well you know when the valve malfunctions it is just like a rocket engine pointing down, must have been an e ticket ride huh, i wonder what max depth was? did he dent the bottom?

if you have a malfunctioning flipper, do you spinout?
and if your dive comp malfunctions do you lose all your seamail?
finally, if your dive suit malfunctions do you get a janet jackson badge?

Don't drop a tank onyertoe

 

[Saltwater Junky]

Some of you are funny. Do you write for Letterman?

 

[Oxy]

Why do images of Wile E. Coyote skipping across the water riding an ACME oxygen tank come to mind?

ACME scuba tank? MEEP MEEP!

 

[Oxy]

now i'm picturing the image of wile e stretching out the tail of a large shark

what was this thread about?

i think i'ma carry a few large balloons as back up, they take up so little space.
of course i don't think i will be far from shore any time soon.

 

[DandyDon]

Some of you are funny. Do you write for Letterman?

The quality of the journalism was an inspiration.

Any cartoon artists here? I want that one of W.Coyote and the
ACME Oxygen tank. I'll find this Inst and get it to him.

 

[Oxy]

Not quite PC:no

Please explain this charged adjective.

sorry dandydon, but that cartoon would not be pc (funny as $%*#) but as the junky pointed out not pc.

is there some way to save this whole post for the "drifter" he must need a good laff.?