If you like it then it is yours. It might be a bit of an exaggeration, but, what the heck, just having fun
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On topic, aside from participating in and hanging out with a bunch of antique scuba equipment geezers on occasion,
, aside from myself, since about 1976, I have never seen anybody use a double hose other than myself. In 1966 and 1968 and 1972 when I was taking various scuba courses, particularly in the 66 class, there were double hose regulators used in the curriculum and students had to use them and students had to know how to clear, doff and don, buddy breath and all that with a double hose to pass the course. By 74 they were being thrown away and really, past about 76, I do not recall another diver using them. That was a Bicentennial dive I participated in and there was another diver in double hose, he was like 80, I was still a baby. We buddied up and I could not imagine being so old and still being a diver.
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