Okay...my turn...
I once had an arguement with a cousin who lived in Tampa for a while. When I told him Pensacola was in the Central Time Zone, he argued with me, saying it wasn't. What could I say? How does one argue something like that?
Twiddles, you keep mentioning Nitrox has no benefit to "most divers." Given your sample rate, (the number of divers you've interviewed on your 25-50 dives) I don't think you have a large enough sample rate to convince those of us who have spoken with/mentored/instucted/etc... hundreds of recreational divers from all over the world.
I know... I know...it's not the number of dives...it's the quality....blah blah blah. I don't agree with that at all. Even if I did, still, from a scientific point of view, if you're going to generalize "most divers" then you're going to have to talk to a few more folks than the people in your OW1 class.
And if you think intructors steer people into Nitrox just to pick up a few bucks for several hours of work, then you have an uneducated view of intructors.
I'd suggest someone in your area offer you a free course in Nitrox, AND provide Nitrox fills for your next ten dives. After that, I'm sure you'll be sold on the benefits. And maybe...just maybe... you'll find it so enjoyable, you'll get a few more dives under your belt and you can be taken just a little bit more seriously.