You don't think I have those names and numbers. I have them on speed dial my friend. You are just trying to defend an organization that pumps out students without the proper training. Put them on conveyor belts. Give them a computer and do it online. That will teach them Hey, I'll bet next PADI will have CD's you can listen to while you sleep and you will be certified in a couple of nights.
While I generally agree with you, the responsibility has to also fall on the instructors. It seems there are still instructors out there with an old-school mentality who will go beyond the basic requirements of the syllabus to mold safer and more capable divers. It's not just PADI, but a different subset of instructors and operations who share responsibility for inadequately trained divers walking around with cards. Reading the posts around here, one would think that the bad organizations outnumber the good ones, but that wouldn't be a fair assessment to make based upon just board complaints.