LeFlaneur
Contributor
Consider yourself very lucky.
My dive buddy passed gas loudly off the coast of Point Reyes and attracted the attention of an amorous bull Elephant seal. Apparently the particular tone caused by a beef chimichanga bears an uncanny resemblance to their mating call. My friend suffered through a terrifying and humiliating 15 minute ordeal during which his drysuit and ego were severely damaged. Let that be a lesson to us all.
My dive buddy passed gas loudly off the coast of Point Reyes and attracted the attention of an amorous bull Elephant seal. Apparently the particular tone caused by a beef chimichanga bears an uncanny resemblance to their mating call. My friend suffered through a terrifying and humiliating 15 minute ordeal during which his drysuit and ego were severely damaged. Let that be a lesson to us all.