Denise's very own NONSENSE THREAD

[mike_s]

looks like she needs a shave!

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

looks like she needs a shave!

Yeah definitely needs to polish the "hardwood floors"!


I am so going to hell!
Carolyn:sharks:

 

[denisegg]

Carolyn:sharks:

Ps...Denise...you are leaving yourself open on that Bikini bit!

Would you expect any less of me?

 

[denisegg]

I am so going to hell!
Carolyn:sharks:

You my dear will be escorted.

 

[mike_s]

Yeah definitely needs to polish the "hardwood floors"!

or at least a good "waxing".


Only one way for something like this..... Mr Zogg's Sex Wax!

 

[denisegg]

Ummmmm...Mike. You do see that that wax is for a stick and not a floor?

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

Ummmmm...Mike. You do see that that wax is for a stick and not a floor?

OMG I JUST SPEWED MY COFFEE!!!

You my dear will be escorted.

BY YOU RIGHT?

ONE WAY TICKET TO HELL TY! IT'S SURE GOING TO BE A HOT PARTY!

BTW, I never heard of that kind of "wax" before! I need to get out more!

Mike you are so bad! Got me all excited over nothing! http://www.sexwax.com/

Carolyn:sharks:

 

[mike_s]

Ummmmm...Mike. You do see that that wax is for a stick and not a floor?

You never know when a freshly waxed stick might want to find a nice set of hardwood floors to play on.



hate to tell you... but Mr Zogs Sex Wax is really surf board wax.

 

[DJ Johnny Mac]

I heard about a dive trailer with a hardwood floor one time.....

 

[LIVES4SHARKS]

Yknow..the secret to keeping a hardwood floor smooth is to make sure it gets a good buffing regularly!

At least that is what Denise told me!

Carolyn:sharks: