Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

[Ed Palma]

You guys are da bomb! )

 

[Natasha]

I'm going to have to see if the nail place in town has "I'm not really a waitress" OPI nail polish!

OPI's new line of nail polish just came out. It is the 'Russia' line.

They have a great Russian Red called..are you ready for this ~~~ drum roll please~~~

Boris & Natasha.

I'm famous!

 

[trucker girl]

hahahahhahahahhaahhaha! :truckergirl:

 

[merxlin]

Probably prettier than "Bullwinkle Brown" or "Fearless Leader Fuscia".

 

[trucker girl]

Dear Dork Diver,

I can't seem to keep the "nail polish talk" in the "What Women Want- Dork Diver Style" thread. Am I in danger of being banned for violation of DDTOS?

 

[ClayJar]

Dear Dork Diver,

I can't seem to keep the "nail polish talk" in the "What Women Want- Dork Diver Style" thread. Am I in danger of being banned for violation of DDTOS?

Not at all! Just try not to be *too* annoying about it.

Oh, and *always* dive wearing a hood or beanie, as all the extraneous nail polish talk is almost certain to get you cheesed or peanut buttered on future dives. Getting even for light annoyances can be quite fun, indeed, but if you forget your ear covering, the fish might hurt.

 

[trucker girl]

Not at all! Just try not to be *too* annoying about it.

Oh, and *always* dive wearing a hood or beanie, as all the extraneous nail polish talk is almost certain to get you cheesed or peanut buttered on future dives. Getting even for light annoyances can be quite fun, indeed, but if you forget your ear covering, the fish might hurt.

Ohh... erparamedic is on vacation and she might miss this post... maybe I can have a little fun next time we go diving...

 

[scratchmyback]

Not at all! Just try not to be *too* annoying about it.

Oh, and *always* dive wearing a hood or beanie, as all the extraneous nail polish talk is almost certain to get you cheesed or peanut buttered on future dives. Getting even for light annoyances can be quite fun, indeed, but if you forget your ear covering, the fish might hurt.

Could I have cheese AND peanut butter please? :11ztongue

 

[Land Locked]

Horrible incident at FRP today.
http://www.scubaboard.com/showthread.php?t=197763

What they say about bikes, does it work the same for scuba? How can I get
these horrid images out of my mind and get my diving zen back?

 

[emcbride81]

Imagine the evil fish culprit on a sesame seed bun with tartar, and then once you are done eating it, you slide down into the big ball pit at Ronald's Play area.