Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

[dontaskme]

I like the " NO Way ! REALLY ? THANKS "

or you use your snorkel as a bubble pipe, and blow bubbles, and ask them if they can do that with their fancy tanks ?

 

[trucker girl]

How 'bout, "Wow. You must have slept at a Holiday Inn last night."?

 

[Natasha]

Hmmm... compliment. Not a compliment. Compliment. Not a compliment.

Decisions, decisions.

I'm going with compliment!

Yes, my dear queen ~~it was meant 100% as a compliment! Even us dorks must have someone to look up to.

 

[trucker girl]

Oh great. I'm inspiring dorks to become dorkier. And even merxlin looks up to me, apparently. I've really "made it" don't you think? I can go to my high school reunion with confidence now!

 

[trucker girl]

How did I get voted queen? I'm the CupCake Girl, remember? I don't think you can refer to royalty as Cupcake Girl. And, no, I'm not asking to have my title changed. (Net Doc- stay away!)

 

[dontaskme]

TG ( aka CCG) thanks for the clarification oon LDS. I thought that SB might have been a LDS site, which would have been akward, since Im not one, and I have NO business being on a site like that............

 

[merxlin]

Oh great. I'm inspiring dorks to become dorkier. And even merxlin looks up to me, apparently.............

That doesn't exactly set the bar really high..... but I do aspire to your level of Dorkdum. On the other hand, Ber has those ears!

 

[MeiLing]

Oh great. I'm inspiring dorks to become dorkier. And even merxlin looks up to me, apparently. I've really "made it" don't you think? I can go to my high school reunion with confidence now!

Dear Dork Queen,

At my last high school reunion (20 yrs.), the prom queen was the one sitting in the corner looking miserable! You belong where you believe you should. Believe that you belong among those who you feel are the best and the brightest and let your freak flag fly!

If you're having fun, others will love to have fun with you!

 

[Teamcasa]

Sweet! Now go take out my trash!

Given you live in the frozen tundra and only visit us here in sunny SoCal, it may take me some time to get there!

However, when you roll back to the Fontuckey Truck Stop, heat up the foot warmer and give me a shout out on 19. Then, provided I can make it past the lot lizards without being accosted, (me having this body of Adonis ) I’d be happy to deliver the Queen of Dorkdom’s rubbish to the nearest trash receptacle.

Dave

 

[RoyN]

Dear Dork divers

Don't take this silly but this is a real question. Can I still watch Mozart operas and still be a dork diver?