Dear Dork Divers Advice Column – Ask us your questions

[MeiLing]

Dear Dork Divers,

Shouldn't the logo at the top of the page be DDHMF - Dork Divers Have More Fun?

 

[trucker girl]

Dear Dork divers

Don't take this silly but this is a real question. Can I still watch Mozart operas and still be a dork diver?

I'm pretty sure that watching Mozart operas pretty much guarantees that you're a dork... I mean... unless you're watching Mozart operas and thinking about how much smarter you are than me. I watch movie's. Like Legally Blonde and Miss Congeniality.

 

[Natasha]

How did I get voted queen? I'm the CupCake Girl, remember? I don't think you can refer to royalty as Cupcake Girl. And, no, I'm not asking to have my title changed. (Net Doc- stay away!)

How? Well, we need a queen. Cupcakes are pretty dorky. Perfect for the dessert of a reining monarch to enjoy.

I kinda have a few powers around here too~~ Can I change your title to Queen of the Dorks? :winky:

 

[scratchmyback]

I think Queen Dork sounds better. More compact. Or reverse it - Dork Queen. But I'm not TG.

 

[CheddarChick]

TRUCKER GIRL & ERparamedic for Dork Queen!!!!!!!!! We could rotate it based on how dorky you are in a given period....

 

[RoyN]

I wanna be a dork queen :blinking: And then I can sit on a corvette and wave and everybody and stuff. Not to mention be in a white shiny dress. But then I'll probably be put into a mental hospital.

Anyways, no I'm not going to be any smarter even if I watch Mozart's opera. The only opera I like is Don Giovanni where Don Juan goes down to hell in the second Act. Horrible. :11:

 

[merxlin]

OK, we now have rotating painted toenail pink snorkel wearing queens.

Man, I've lived in So Cal waaaayyyy too long. I don't see anything wrong with that sentence.

 

[dontaskme]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm DQ...............oreo blizzard, or butter finger

 

[RoyN]

Suggestions anybody...? Whats a dorky thing I can write on my tanks?

 

[MeiLing]

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm DQ...............oreo blizzard, or butter finger

Peanut Buster Bar!