Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, but you're a Lionfish.

Wish I had some fried chicken.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but it's overcooked

I wish I knew what to do

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but no one is around to appreciate it.

I wish I knew what to wish for...

 

[inventor]

Granted, thanks for the lottery ticket.

Wish the universe cooperates today, with all my tasks and errands.

 

[bhalah]

Granted, but all your tasks and errands have been put off until tomorrow.

Wish you will share lottery winnings with me

 

[nikos81]

Granted but he won only $1.

I wish I was the winner of both inventor's and bhallah's lottery

 

[inventor]

Granted, but Chuck Norris shows up. If you have a dollar, and Chuck Norris has a dollar, Chuck Norris has two dollars.

Wish I had the Firebird insured, so I could go driving today.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you crushed it in to a military base and the insurance does not cover the expenses for the repair.

I wish I could live 500 years

 

[inventor]

Granted, would have lived 3,000. Had anyone known how to make parts for that Iron Lung you've needed since yesterday.

Wish I hadn't bought such crappy french onion dip.

 

[CCRescueDiver]

Granted, It's actually French liver and onion dip..

I wish I had more wishes..