Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, you move to the Arctic Circle.

Wish everything was as easy as making prototypes.

 

[nikos81]

Granted,but having some burglars in your house is easy too. good luck on dealing with them

I wish I could fly an F-15 Strike Eagle

 

[SeaHorse81]

Granted. It's unfortunate that landing those things is so much harder than flying them. We'll miss you. :depressed:

I wish I was working more efficiently lately.

 

[nikos81]

Granted but you are working on a jankyard. good luck

I wish I could buy anything I want

 

[inventor]

Granted, you only want used toothpaste tubes.

Wish the house was already clean.

 

[nikos81]

Granted,but as I have told you before it was Katrina Hurricane the responsible. Now you don't have a house at all.

I wish I had something to eat right now

 

[inventor]

granted, it's even the good brand of cat food!

Wish I was diving the Carribbean.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, but you have a bad dive buddy who spoils all your dives there.

I wish the same too

 

[inventor]

Ok, granted, you dive the carribbean with a bad dive buddy that spoils your dives. Why did you wish for that? Technically, guess I have to corrupt the wish, so...Granted, you have an awesome mind blowing bunch of dives, discover two Spanish Galleons, becoming mind numbingly rich. And get an impromptu beachside bar concert from Jimmy Buffet.

Wish I had decent salad dressing for the fresh greens my neighbor brought me.

 

[nikos81]

Granted, you have a dressing but you drop down your salad plate just before leaving it at the table. U are left with no fresh greens and your neighbor doesn't have any others good luck in finding somewhere else

I wish I had all week off work