Corrupt-a-Wish

[inventor]

Granted, all those tiny pieces all over the yard are sparkling clean.

Wish my money was here now.

 

[Scuba Lady]

Granted, all those tiny pieces all over the yard are sparkling clean.

Wish my money was here now.

Granted, it got tangled in the "tiny pieces of glass all over the yard" and can now be used as packaging material.

Wish summer would slow down

 

[sgt2221]

Granted,
Summer slows to a crawl but there are storms and hurricanes every day, so no diving.

I wish that the Japanese would stop killing whales.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted. Sorry, I can't corrupt that one.

Wish I could have my 20 year old body back.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you get pulled over and they find it in the trunk.

Wish I had some steak.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, it's Japanese "research" steak.

Wish I had more energy.








what happend to post #6065?....I don't like being 6066.....

 

[Didje]

Granted, you now have 1,400mAh batteries running your pacemaker.

Wish I could stop eating ice scream.

 

[inventor]

Granted, you know have to eat grapefruit creamsicles.

Wish the economy wasn't tanked.

 

[cdolphin]

Granted, it's now rebreathered.

Wish I had a job I loved.

 

[inventor]

Pow and zing by cdolphin...

Granted, you're the Pope... of Greenwich Village.

Wish I was let loose on all the idiots....