Corrupt-a-Wish

[mts0628]

GRANTED but "Regular Persons" no longer use deoderant or anti-presperant so the smell is getting worse than fish!

I wish I lived in the Philippines!

Granted, but it's the rest of your life in a Filipino Prison.

I wish I could fly like a bumblebee.

 

[TheScubaBOB]

Granted, but it's the rest of your life in a Filipino Prison.

I wish I could fly like a bumblebee.

Granted... Meet WINDSHIELD @ 65Mph!!

I wish Microsoft produced reliable software.

 

[mts0628]

Granted... Meet WINDSHIELD @ 65Mph!!

I wish Microsoft produced reliable software.

Ok, who do you think I am, God?

 

[mts0628]

Granted... Meet WINDSHIELD @ 65Mph!!

I wish Microsoft produced reliable software.

Granted somehow, but you only have Macintosh hardware.

I wish I was invincible.

 

[DJ Johnny Mac]

Granted somehow, but you only have Macintosh hardware.

I wish I was invincible.

10 days later... no one can find a way to "currupt" the wish...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted somehow, but you only have Macintosh hardware.

I wish I was invincible.

Granted, but your powers are only good when you wearing your soiled underwear on your head, and a pink tutu....

I wish mts0628 only uses his powers for good....

 

[smellzlikefish]

"Granted, but your powers are only good when you wearing your soiled underwear on your head, and a pink tutu....

I wish mts0628 only uses his powers for good...."

Granted, but no one wants him to because he has soiled underwear on his head.

I wish I had a fully functioning sailboat.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but you can only use it in your bathtub

I wish smellz got a bigger bath tub...

 

[smellzlikefish]

Granted but the water always smells like fish.

I wish ohmdiver would stop thinking of me in my bathtub.

 

[Abidon]

Wish granted, no more thinking about it, now ohmdiver will join you in the tub. Not that there's anything wrong with it. :fruit:

I wish ohm is able to clean the those hard-to-reach places without help from smellz.