Corrupt-a-Wish

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Granted but they cook you everything you don't like.

I wish [medical] shots didn't hurt.
 
Granted but you have a fatal disease and need 50 medical shots a day and will die in one week anyway. Cheers.

I wish I could have a killer pysique with no work just drinking beer and smoking pot all day.
 
granted you get your killer physique and they bury you in a piano case. cuase your too big to fit into a casket.

I wish i didn't have to go to work today. (happy 4th):plain:
 
Granted but your company is replacing you with a robot.

I wish I had tons of money and could do whatever I wanted, whenever i wanted.
 
Granted but you're completely paralyzed and as far as activity and whatever you wanted and whenever you wanted- it's all in your mind. First order of business- monogrammed reusable diapers!

I wish I could find a big city without a Wal Mart.
 
granted but the city is inhabited by robots and they only thing for stores are for spare parts and fluids.

I wish I had 6 pack abs with absolutly no consquences!! < corrupt that SB!
 
granted but the city is inhabited by robots and they only thing for stores are for spare parts and fluids.

I wish I had 6 pack abs with absolutly no consquences!! < corrupt that SB!

Granted you wake up with the same tattoo as my av...

I wish this wasn't soooooo easy....
 
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