Corrupt-a-Wish

[jupitermermaid]

Granted. They end up married and have dozens of crabs together.

I wish all those crabs didn't make such a mess in the gold fish bowl.

 

[augk]

granted they move to a 40 gallon aquarium in JM'S house she cleans the tank daily.

I hope JM has rubber gloves

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, they were made out of steve's wetsuit because he's not allowed to dive anymore.

I wish I had the energy and body of a twenty year old.

 

[augk]

granted your whole life goes back to your 20th bday

I hope JM doesn't get sick drinking those margaritas on her birthday.

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, I just get stoned and have a great time at the party (thanks, Steve!)

I wish Steve was my friend so he could join the fun at the birthday bash.

 

[augk]

granted look at your friend requests cheers.

I wish i didn't get a sunburn last week the itching is killing me

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you are now confined to shaded areas and tiki bars only

I wish Steve would buy a round of drinks for eveyone

 

[jupitermermaid]

Granted, he buys everyone top shelf booze and ohm a bowl of water.

I wish ohm didn't look so much like a puppy dog.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, ohm is more like Brad Pit the day after a completing a pub crawl at his new digs

I wish the toilet water didn't have a twist...

 

[augk]

granted have an Absolute and 7up with a twist of lemon.

I wish I didn't run out of limes.