Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted..but she pays the bills but the mail man lost them in the shuffle and ohm has to pay interest on the balance of $800,000.00. The % is 9% on the $.

I wish I had the winning lotto numbers and I would share my cash w/ohm for his bills

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted and thank you, you win the lotto but the amount you win after taxes is just enough to cover my bills, the only money you have left is a for a snow cone from frosty which you immediatly give to dl88

I wish dl88 doesn't find out where that snow cone came from.

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... but dl88 gives you the snow cone, and you eat it thinking it was a different snow cone than the one you gave dl88...

i wish i didnt run so many people over with my Jeep...

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, everyone is now running over you with your own Jeep.

I wish we wouldn't get the massive ice-storm that the weather service is predicting.

FD

 

[ScubaAngel831]

Granted, but you will be getting a huge meteor shower instead.

I wish my computer didn't run as slow as a commodore 64 on downers!

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but you will be getting a huge meteor shower instead.

I wish my computer didn't run as slow as a commodore 64 on downers!

Granted, it now runs as fast as a Vic-20 on uppers.

I wish I could sys 64738

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted, it now runs as fast as a Vic-20 on uppers.

I wish I could sys 64738

Granted but you have to write the whole process out in machine code whilst riding a Sinclair C5

I wish I could talk to Genghis Khan and ask him why

 

[Bad Karma]

granted, but your dyslexic so its yss 73648

i wish i was as fun to be with like Stuart Smalley... cuz people like me...

 

[Bad Karma]

oops.. i type too slow..

 

[m3830431]

granted you can now type faster.

I wish people would keep wishing for stuff