Corrupt-a-Wish

[bigbadiver]

Granted, they are sucked up into a UFO instead.

I wish nothing bad happens to me.

 

[Scuba-Jay]

fair enough, you're in the clear...but scubaboard.com gets Audited by the IRS and now we're all out in the cold...THANKS!!!

I wish i could still nibble on my toe nails like i could when i was a kid....

 

[heliflyer]

Granted, but you are not old enough to dive so your logged dive count goes back to zero.

I wish I could log more dives this winter.

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. but all your dives are logged in an bath tub

I wish i could dive on the Titanic

 

[Diving Doc]

granted.. but all your dives are logged in an bath tub

I wish i could dive on the Titanic

Granted but its been moved to a 3ft deep puddle

I wish OHMDIVER gets beaten up by me and my brothers when we have our fight in Marmite

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but its been moved to a 3ft deep puddle

I wish OHMDIVER gets beaten up by me and my brothers when we have our fight in Marmite

Granted but I enjoy it

I wish Diving Doc is forgiving enough to take me on a legendary english pub crawl after the fight.

 

[MartianBeerPig]

Granted but you have to eat jellied eel before they'll give you a pint.

I wish I had a full set of hair.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, but it is all on your back

I Wish MartianBeerPig wouldn't attempt to do a comb over

 

[Diving Doc]

granted, but it is all on your back

I Wish MartianBeerPig wouldn't attempt to do a comb over

Granted, but now you have to part his pubes

I wish OHMdiver would come over here so i could take him out on a good old english pub crawl

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but it is on MartianBeerPig credit card

I wish MartianBeerPig has unlimited spending