Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted,,..They do but the wishes they wish are the wishes for me..

I wish all the wishes that are wished for me are only good wishes...

 

[Bad Karma]

granted.. they are all good wishes, but they will never come true...

i wish there was snow up here so i could go snow boarding... its raining right now and the grass is green... my igloo is a puddle

 

[shellim123]

granted.. they are all good wishes, but they will never come true...

i wish there was snow up here so i could go snow boarding... its raining right now and the grass is green... my igloo is a puddle

Granted. I send you all the snow from Utah, it melts before it reaches you

I wish I lived in Florida

 

[Bad Karma]

granted, but your trailer is in the everglades, it keeps sinking, and getting blown away during hurricane season

i wish i was in utah... awesome off-roading in utah... MOAB!!!!

 

[sandshaker]

Granted but again you own a Metro heehee

I Wish my car was already waxed

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but again you own a Metro heehee

I Wish my car was already waxed

Granted but in a fit of vengence the car gets your bikini line waxed

I wish I didnt have to shave twice a day

 

[sandshaker]

Granted,...you don't and you look like wooly-mammoth

I wish Divin' Doc would invest in some nair

 

[Bad Karma]

granted... but the nair has a defect.. it grows hair 10 times faster than normal growth... but in all the wrong places..

i wish i didnt get a metro with all my wishes...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted instead you get Yugos

I wish sandy's wishes were wishes for more wishes and this snow cone didn't taste funny.

 

[Diving Doc]

Granted but your snow cone is made from yellow snow

I wish I knew what nair was