Corrupt-a-Wish

[WarrenZ]

Granted but everyone starts laughing at you and never take you seriously.

I wish I had more vacation time and money to take dive trips.

 

[adza]

Granted but everyone starts laughing at you and never take you seriously.

Hmm... it's as though you already know me

I wish I had more vacation time and money to take dive trips.

Granted... but your mother in law comes with you.

 

[WarrenZ]

Not sure of your wish but I have seen some nice looking mother in laws

I wish I could find the one who comes with a mother in law.

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but the mother in law annoys you to no end and criticizes you constantly and compares you to her previous ex who she adored.

I wish i knew if i'm on her mind.

 

[adza]

Granted.... you're not!

I wish Christmas wasn't going to be expensive.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but everyone hates your presents and don't speak to you for 2 months.

I wish I owned a yacht and traveled to exotic dive sites

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are the skipper of the U.S.S. Minnow.

I wish that coconut batteries lasted longer...

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, But thay only last .080 sec. longer....

I wish it was the weekend....

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but all you're called in to work to do INVENTORY.

I wish i had more patience.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, your now all the patience of the world. Since you are now so accomodating, people begin borrowing all your money and scuba and never return it.

I wish Paypal wasn't such a crooked company since Ebay bought them out.

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