Corrupt-a-Wish

[santafejoe]

Granted it is December and Austin Texas has 3 ft of snow on the ground.

I wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving today.

 

[fire_diver]

I wish everyone a Happy Thanksgiving today.

GRANTED

 

[santafejoe]

Granted FireDiver your eating a lot today and you have gained 5 lbs so far.

I wish i could be the invisable man for tommorow Black Friday at the Malls.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, but since no one can see you, you can't purchase anything. Also, people keep running over you since they can't see you.

I wish I could lose that 5 pounds as fast as I put it on.

FD

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you switch from steel back to aluminum tanks.

I wish fire_diver wasn't so light when his tank empties...

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, he gains the 5 lbs back he lost so quick.

I wish I had better spices to prepare the chef

 

[adza]

Granted, you've got better spices, but the chef's gone.

I wish Microsoft made more stable software.

 

[santafejoe]

Granted they dont because they went out of just went out of Business.
I wish that i still was on vacation next week.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, but you have to spend it in the arctic, with minimal thermal protection.

I wish I always made the right decisions.

FD

 

[adza]

You're a bloke aren't you? You always make the right decisions?

So - wish easilly Granted - but, because you always make the right decisions, you never understand how a womans mind works (oh, and you'll be continueally frusturated too)...


I wish I had more wit.