Corrupt-a-Wish

[ToriZ]

Granted, You understand "Heroes" but don't understand Lost, NCIS, The Unit, Grey's Anatomy or the nightly news. You then get so mad that you throw your tv out the window and it lands on your dog.

I wish I could borrow some rum from Jack and write the paper I've been puting off for a month.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, the paper is full of spelling mistakes and going off tangents discussing the nature why jellybeans are so named when they are not jelly or beans. The prof makes you not only re-do it, but also write a 5,000 word essay about why you shouldn't drink jack's rum to write papers.

I wish to hook up with Izzy from Grey's Anatomy

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, however Izzy freaks out on you, just like in G.A.

I wish I didn't have to diet to loose weight.

 

[adza]

Granted - you get Lipo Suction, but now get too cold every time you go diving because you have no natural insulation.

I wish that workdays would go through faster.

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted haowever weekend go by faster to keep up with the ratio.

I wish weekends weren't so short

 

[shellim123]

Granted. Now weekends are longer than ever. You lost your job and have no money to go diving.

I wish I didn't have to cook Thanksgiving dinner

 

[fire_diver]

Granted, your house burns down, so now you don't have the ability to cook anything.

I wish we could get some rain here. The ground is as hard as concrete.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, a freak monsoon drenches Oklahoma and washes it away to be part of Arkansas.

I wish i had more patience.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, you are now a snail!

I wish the chef weren't preparing escargot!

 

[Hemlon]

Granted. The escargot is now preparing the chef.

I wish it was December already.