Corrupt-a-Wish

[shellim123]

Granted. Everone is playing, now you can't get a word in edgewise!
For Christmas I want a regulator

 

[santafejoe]

Granted you know have 3 new regulartor s waiting for you to pick up. By the way there in a dive store in Texas and there only open 1 day a week but they switch day s and there never in a row.


I wish my check for my unused sick day s and personal day s would get here.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

They are being delivered express overnight delivery. But your car just died and it's gonna cost twice what the check just now arriving is worth.

I wish it was warm.

 

[ToriZ]

Granted. You've been transported to the Sahara for 130+ degree days and 30 degree nights. And the diving sucks.

I wish Thanksgiving break was longer.

 

[Scuba_Jenny]

Wish granted. It is so long that you are collecting unemployment.

I wish the rum was not gone.

 

[ToriZ]

Granted. You and Jack Sparrow have all the rum you want. Actually, that's all you have, since you have now taken up residence on a deserted island to which the nearest land mass is Antarctica.

I wish there was a cure for writers block.

 

[fire_diver]

Granted. The cure for writers block is rum. Unfortunately all the rum is on the island with Jack Sparrow.

I wish it were much colder so that I couldn't be tempted to go diving right now (even though it is cold outside)

 

[Bryan]

Granted, only your wish will arrive in about a week.

I wish I had a DUI Drysuit...

 

[fire_diver]

BAM! you have your dry suit, bt it was delivered by UPS and it has holes and tears in it, and the zipper is broken.

I wish I were on the island with all the rum.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but the rum tastes bad and doesn't get you drunk.

i wish i understood the show Heroes