Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted......He still in the buff but you have to wear magnifying glasses...

I wish that the viz would be awesome at the jetties this weekend

 

[wstein]

granted the vis is great, however the water temps are in the low teens


I wish the jetties wouldn't be so cold

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, the underground volcano errupted making the water a piping 215 degrees. Crispy wstein for dinner!

I wish wstein wasn't so salty and dry.

 

[wstein]

granted, instead I all green and ozy

I wish scubamike would get over his cannblism fetish

 

[heliflyer]

Granted,wstein ate him and now is taking a nap.

I wsh wstein did'nt have such bad gas!:11:

 

[wstein]

granted, instead I have a bad case of ScubaMike's Revenge

I wish Heli's maid doesn't get mad athim for the mess I made in his bathroom

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, instead she is mad at Denny Crane and the Midget pole dancers for the mess they left after the orgy....

I wish wstein would at least expel his gas outside.......

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted he does outside but because of that, there is this great cloud in the sky that blocks the sun and causes the temperature of all bodies of water to stay at 33 degrees and air temperature at 39 degrees all year round.

I wish I could have corrupted this wish better, I stink!

 

[ohmdiver]

granted you stink. Because of you stench the only one that will stay next to you is wstein, (because of the constant breeze) but as a side effect, haz learns to be more corrupt.

I wish wstein wouldn't teach haz about WARHAMMER....

 

[wstein]

Granted, instead I teach him the flaming poop in the door step trick.

I wish Ohm hadn't been bare foot when he stomped on the flaming poop