Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, instead they decided to try to date Denny Crane.

I wish Denny Crane visited my dive shop more often...

 

[santafejoe]

Granted Denny Crane did visit the dive shop and now he owen s it.

I wish DiverBry would put that walrus back on instead of a road sign.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted.... and the walrus approves.

I wish I didn't have to work today.

 

[wstein]

granted, the reason is your unemployed, and employment futures don't look so bright

I wish er would find a job soon..

 

[erparamedic]

granted... back to working again! (shew... didn't like that stint of "unemployement"!)

I wish that I had more "paid time off"

 

[wstein]

granted, but your SO instist you work around the house during your PTO

I wish it was friday

 

[erparamedic]

Granted, but you are not allowed any diving for the weekend.

I wish Wstein would come do my housework so I didn't have to.

 

[sandshaker]

Granted...But He does it in the BUFF....

I wish it were Friday @ 3:30

 

[wstein]

Granted, but you have to watch me clean ER's house in the buf

I wish it wasn't so chilly in ER's house.

 

[erparamedic]

Granted..... please put your clothes on!! LOL

I wish Wstein would hurry up and get dressed... my vision is suffering! (sorry! LOL)