Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but now he has a banana fetish................

I wish Bry would stop it with the bananas

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Bry regains some composer and now hac s a normal relationship with bananas.

I wish DiverBry would let scubamike come back................

 

[Bryan]

Granted, ScubaMike comes back and immediately coats the ground with banana peels which nobody notices until they slip comically and land on their butts with surprised looks on their faces.

I wish ScubaMike could find something else even more humorous and devious to do...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Scubamike has discovered walrus clubbing for fun and profit.

I wish Scubamike would stop being a gigalo for walruses...

 

[Bryan]

Granted, ScubaMike decides that hanging out at The Walrus Club isn't his idea of good times, but decides to visit one last time, hoping to have a drink with the bartender, OhmDiver.

I wish ScubaMike and OhmDiver would decide to open a club of their own...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted we open a club called "ScubaOhm"

I wish ScubaOhm can afford to hire wstein as the DJ and DiverBry as the photographer and we never have to depend on Midget Pole dancers for our livelihood (Not that there is anything wrong with Midget pole dancers)

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he can afford to hire us because the Midget pole dancers are the primary cash cow for his new enterprise.

I wish ScubaMike and OhmDiver could open a fitness center as their second business... ScubaOhm... resistance training for divers...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but bowflex won't allow us to use any of thier equipment, therefore we use cinder blocks and bungee cords.

I wish the bungee cords don't break

 

[hazmatmess]

Granted they don't break but the cinder blocks constatly break and are expensive to replace.

I wish that my gym would let me use my scuba gear in the pool during slow hours during the off season.

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but they fill it with lime jello

I wish the midet pole dancers wouldn't practice jello wrestling while haz is in the pool at the gym