Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bryan]

Granted, it is a sentient loogie, and it is headed for you!

I wish wstein could run faster...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted wstein runs like the wind but he has a lousy sence of direction and runs headlong into the loogie...

I wish I could remember why we are abusing wstein instead of scuba mike............

 

[wstein]

granted, you remember but your so ashamed of abusing me, that you paint yourself pink and stand on the street corner wearing a tuttu

I wish ohm would stop wearing a tuttu, he is starting to creep me out

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted but the good news is I am not ashamed of abusing ScubaMike...........

I wish it was my blue tutu that was creeping wstein out
(welcome back)

 

[wstein]

granted....it is the one without any under garments to it and it is chilly out

I wish I had never seen what I seen when ohm bent over to tie his shoe

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but it reminds you of pimento loaf

I wish wstein would stop trying to give me dollar bills

 

[wstein]

granted, but now you get mad and stomp off to complain that I am cheap

I wish ohm wouldn't spread cheap rumors about me

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted, I spread the truth about wstein, unfortunatly they are inexpensive.

I wish wstein had read were we resurrected him and made him rich and immortal

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but the first thing he wants to buy with his riches is pimento loaf.

I wish that didn't creep me out so...

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Wstien being rich and immortal does not creep you out.

I wish Bry would stay away from the pimento loaf.............