Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, they instead loiter around your gear getting it all oily

I wish ohm would clean his dive gear and quit leaving oil slicks everywhere he dives

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but he cleans it in your shower, coating the tiles with muck, and the jumper cable women keep complaining and won't give wstein a moment's rest about the mess...

I hope wstein doesn't think spraying Tilex Fresh Shower is as good as scrubbing...

 

[wstein]

granted, instead I use CLR and scuba mikes towels to clean the mess and the oily loiters

I wish mike wouldn't notice all his towels are bleached and have oil stains on them

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he is too busy working the jumper cables with the oily loiterers that he doesn't mind the stains at all.

I hope the outlets in wstein's bathroom are GFI-protected...

 

[wstein]

granted, they all are

I wish diver would stop sneaking around my place trying to steal my beer

 

[Bryan]

Granted, I just barge in and quaff it.

I hope those bottles don't explode when I heft the case over my head and run out the door.

 

[wstein]

granted, they don't explode, they just leak all over the floor boards of your car

I wish the cop that pulled diver over won't notice all the open beer bottles in the floor of divers car

 

[Bryan]

Granted, he notices the donuts and takes them instead.

I wish someone would help me clean up all this beer in my car...

 

[erparamedic]

Granted but they "strip" the car down and leave it empty inside.... can't drive without a dash and steering wheel, seats, mirrors, etc!

I wish beer was never invented (YUCK!!)

 

[santafejoe]

Granted there is no more beer it has all been drain in to a Quarry.
I wish erparamedic to take a 30 minute dive in the Beer Quarry.