Corrupt-a-Wish

[sandshaker]

Granted,..But the 12 ft amazon queen sewed my sheets back together using mig wire.

I wish that 12 ft amazon chick would go live with wstein..

 

[ohmdiver]

Granted Ohm's voice sounds like James Browns, but he doesn't have any of the moves

I wish we all stop calling dive-class a dude

YOW!! I FEEL GOOOD (Trip stumble fall)

Granted but the 12' angry amazon queen doesn't allow wstein to play anymore.

I wish wstein could come out and play

 

[Bryan]

Granted, but he comes out to play on your sheets.

I wish the wstein wstains weren't so difficult to remove...

 

[ohmdiver]

granted, we invent wstain remover and make millions selling it to underwater 6 finger midget yak farmers.

I wish that the yaks would stop stalking wstein

 

[dive-class101]

granted now they worship you and and follow you're every move.

I wish i could breathe underwater.

 

[ScubaMike05]

granted, but you develop an allergy by being exposed to wstein stain remover and sneeze everytime you take a breath.

I wish i were done traveling.

 

[wstein]

granted, you now spend all your time in your bathroom...doing god only knows what

I wish scuba mike would stop taking all those showers

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but you are now his Roommate and have to put up with the smell

I wish for a rainbow

 

[wstein]

granted you get to lay in your bed in enjoy the rainbow throught your missing roof

I wish leesa's roof hadn't gotten blown away in that last storm

 

[ohmdiver]

granted but the only thing left is the roof.

I wish the yaks would leave me alone and the sneezing would stop.

(You would be surprized at what passes through a regulator exhuast tee)