Corrupt-a-Wish

[dive-class101]

Granted but the Tetanus shot was issued by a 12 foot tall amazon queen with a grudge. (It was her pet walrus)

I wish I had a 12 foot tall amazon queen at home

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but she doesn't shower and hogs the bed.

I wish dive-class didn't live in a 5 ft hut.

 

[Bryan]

Granted, she now lives in a Pizza Hut.

I wish dive-class' phone didn't ring all the time...

 

[wstein]

granted, he uses smoke signals now

I wis dive didn't get so many smoke calls

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, Cheech & Chong send in a bunch of paper airplanes for their pizza orders.

I wish for a good night sleep for mister walrus

 

[dive-class101]

granted but he is in your bed...

i wish i could fly

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, but you can't remember your happy thought so you forget to fly.

I wish the walrus didn't hog the bed and snore.

 

[wstein]

granted, instead it had wild walrus dreams

I wish scuba mikes sheets weren't a mess every morning

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, you hand wash them..

I wish someone would hand wash my sheets

 

[wstein]

granted, a 12 ft tall angry amazon queen washes them....with knives

I wish sands sheets weren't all cut up