Corrupt-a-Wish

[wstein]

granted, but they all borrow money from you

I wish dive-class101's friends would pay him back all the money they borrowed

 

[ohmdiver]

granted "Raggie" now d-c 101 has enough money to take his real friends on a dive trip

I wish my voice would return to normal

 

[wstein]

granted it returns to normal, but other things shrink

I wish all the guys at the gym would stop pointing at ohm and laughing at him

 

[ohmdiver]

RUTT RHO!!!

Granted now they all stare in amazement that my belly has shrunk. (I wonder what wstein was refering too?)

I wish I never have to buy pants bigger than size 40 waist ever again!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[dive-class101]

granted but now you're so skinny noone can see you.

i wish ohm's voice sounded like james brown.

ps... i'm a chick lol

 

[wstein]

Granted Ohm's voice sounds like James Browns, but he doesn't have any of the moves

I wish we all stop calling dive-class a dude

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, we call dive-class the diver formerly known as a dude.

I wish I had a dive buddy.

 

[wstein]

granted, but your buddy constantly forgets his gear and has to borrow yours

I wish Scuba Mike had more then one set of gear

 

[ScubaMike05]

Granted, it's nice and shinny but smells like a walrus.

I wish I didn't have to steal from wstein's stolen gear

 

[wstein]

granted, instead you have to steal from divers stolen gear, and you know walruses bite when they get angry

I wish scuba mike had his tetnus shots