Corrupt-a-Wish

[greengullypony]

granted, but your havnt got a green thumb, so it all dies


I WISH petrol wasnt so expensive so I could drive to the coast more often

 

[letterboy]

Ok Petrol is a quarter the price but now all the roads around aussie land are toll roads.

I wish my dive gear was self cleaning

 

[tndonor]

Granted, your gear sets itself on fire to sterilize any germs!

Wish I could dive the Oriskany while Im in FL

 

[Ken abucs]

Granted, but it eats up your diving budget for the rest of the summer.

I wisk I could retire now, and dives every day in warm clear water with lots of critters.

 

[Koreanfrogger]

Granted, but you only have 100 days left to live.

I wish there were more inland diving locations in Korea.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, But you are now being held as a political prisoner.

I wish I could go diving in the red sea

 

[sandshaker]

Granted, but the reason its red is because it’s Cherry Jell-o

I wish my roof on my house were finished. Re- Shingling

 

[letterboy]

Grantedbut while finishing the roof they ruined the walls in your house so now they are working on your outside walls.

I wish Work was voluntary. . .

 

[SFLDiver]

Granted, but your paycheck has become voluntary as well.

Nice butthole quote, but we usta say it about Trans-Ams in the 70s.

I wish I had my old 67 Camaro SS convertible back,
the one with an itty bitty 305 (crankin out 550hp)

-sigh-

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but it's been sitting somewhere rusting out since 1968 and is not much more than rotted tires and a rusted frame.

I wish my inlaws didn't have to come for a visit.