Corrupt-a-Wish

[Bratface]

Granted: Fried chicken for everyone.

I wish my lawn guy would mow my grass for free.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but he ends up killing it and you have to pay thousands to have new grass planted


i wish my daughter would get her book report written TODAY

 

[greengullypony]

granted, but then you use it to light the fire


I wish ants were never invented

 

[Supernal]

Granted. The world becomes overrun with decaying animal corpses and everyone dies of the plague.

I wish people had so much hair on our bodies that we wouldn't need clothes to keep warm.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted. The world becomes overrun with decaying animal corpses and everyone dies of the plague.

I wish people had so much hair on our bodies that we wouldn't need clothes to keep warm.

granted. but fleas take over the earth and it's a very ugly version of planet of the fleas(apes)
i wish for health, happiness and prosperity

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but you have to live in Antarctica.

I wish that someone else would make a wish so THEIR wish would be corrupted, not mine.

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted, but you have to live in Antarctica.

I wish that someone else would make a wish so THEIR wish would be corrupted, not mine.

granted. I wish supernal won't gow a third eye

 

[ONESPEED]

Granted, she grows a fourth and fifth.

I wish it was still lobster season!

 

[photohikedive]

Granted, she grows a fourth and fifth.

I wish it was still lobster season!

granted, but some guy from MA comes down and raids all your best lobster sites.

I wish I knew where all his best lobster sites were

 

[ONESPEED]

Granted, too bad you'll never have the skill to benefit from them.

I wish I was back in Providenciales.