Corrupt-a-Wish

[robnyc03]

Granted, now everytime you dive you can't clear your ears.

I wish I could have all the cable stations in the world on a working 75" flatpanel screen.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, now everytime you dive you can't clear your ears.

I wish I could have all the cable stations in the world on a working 75" flatpanel screen.

Granted! But it only works for 15 minutes~ (That's a really weird wish by the way!!)

I wish I could meet the man of my dreams....I know I keep using this one, but a girl has to have hope

 

[robnyc03]

Granted, but he is married to the girl of his dreams

I wish my wife would let me get a backplate and wings setup.

 

[tndonor]

Granted, but the wings are for flight, not bouyancy control.

I wish gas were a dollar per gallon.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted natural gas is now $1.00 per gallon. Happy heating bills.


I wish I could go to the Bahamas this weekend

 

[freediver]

Granted natural gas is now $1.00 per gallon. Happy heating bills.


I wish I could go to the Bahamas this weekend

Granted, you'll be meeting Allison there. Hurricane Allison.

I wish I had some humor in my life.

 

[justleesa]

Granted, Jim Carry and Robin Williams are your alter egos....get you in a lot of trouble

Have I already wished for the rain to stop???

 

[Giggi]

Granted! Now you have already wished for the rain to stop.

I wish some rich person would endow me with sufficient funds to buy a drysuit, BC, regs & hoses, a dive computer, and find a way for nobody to mess up my wish!

 

[ffestpirate]

Granted! Now you have already wished for the rain to stop.

I wish some rich person would endow me with sufficient funds to buy a drysuit, BC, regs & hoses, a dive computer, and find a way for nobody to mess up my wish!

Granted! You're now diving the equator in your dry suit
I wish it was time to go home(it is)

 

[Giggi]

Granted, but if you wish in one hand in spit in the other, which hand is full? You're still going home and not diving!

I wish people would realize that Jim Lockwood (not Jacques Cousteau) was the original inventor of SCUBA.