Corrupt-a-Wish

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I didn't have a migraine hangover today.

Granted: Enjoy having cluster headaches for the rest of your life. (I seriously wouldn't wish that on ANYONE, EVER!)

I wish it were time to head to Cozumel.

 

[Mack Diver]

Ooops, a little late

Granted, instead you have a whole body ache hangover.

I still wish I had a better job

 

[ffestpirate]

In response to Fish Whisperer

Granted but you haven't packed , can't find your ticket and miss your plane

I wish I was in the carribean on a good rum buzz!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I was in the carribean on a good rum buzz!

Granted. Good thing the Mexican prison guards are willing to share their hooch, huh?

I wish I were in a quiet little jazz pub, having a beer.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. The band will show up in about 10 hours (You said quiet) by then you'll be passed out.

I wish I knew how to design web sites

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

Granted. The band will show up in about 10 hours (You said quiet) by then you'll be passed out.

In that case, I won't care! LOL!

I wish I knew how to design web sites

Granted. Too bad all of your customers are in love with Barney the Dinosaur, and they all want graphics and the "I love you, You love me" song looped on their sites.

I wish I had some better coffee... (bleargh...)

 

[tndonor]

granted, you have that coffee some animal eats the bean, excretes, and locals grind it, however the locals were distracted the day your coffee was harvested and all was not cleaned.

I wish I could instantly transport myself anywhere.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted, but everytime you tip your cup it plays the Barney song

I wish I were wreck diving in NC

 

[Mack Diver]

granted, you have that coffee some animal eats the bean, excretes, and locals grind it, however the locals were distracted the day your coffee was harvested and all was not cleaned.

I wish I could instantly transport myself anywhere.

Granted, but you keep transporting yourself into your transporter, stuck forever going nowhere.

I wish beer were free

 

[tndonor]

granted, free beer. Cups, mugs,glass bottles, etc and other receptacles are 437 dollars per use!

I wish stupidity were a crime