Corrupt-a-Wish

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, but gas prices keep going up and you can't afford to buy fuel (your grounded for life)

i wish the big black clouds heading our way would veer off and miss us (the whole island)

 

[justleesa]

Granted...The clouds go by and the wind blows your house right after them...

I wish the sewage smell would go away

 

[dlndavid]

granted, but the methane gas explosion blows all the windows out in your house and its raining.
I wish I had a big plate of shashimi.

 

[Brandon]

granted, but the methane gas explosion blows all the windows out in your house and its raining.
I wish I had a big plate of shashimi.

Granted, one plate of chicken sashimi coming up!

I wish I never had to do homework again.

-Brandon.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, one plate of chicken sashimi coming up!

I wish I never had to do homework again.

-Brandon.

Granted! You will flunk out of college, and get a great job in the fast paced world of McDonalds!! "You want fries with that?"

I wish being single didn't suck so bad!

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish being single didn't suck so bad!

Granted! The Los Angeles chapter of the Hell's Angels are having a party at YOUR house!! W00T!!

I wish the voices in my head would quit screaming.

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted, now everyone around you is screaming

i wish publisher's clearing house would bring me a REAL check to cash for 10 million dollars (US dollars!!)

 

[DEEPSEAWOLF]

granted, now everyone around you is screaming

i wish publisher's clearing house would bring me a REAL check to cash for 10 million dollars (US dollars!!)

Granted, but the U.S. Government finds you tax delinquent for 50 million! I wish I could be diving in Key West this weekend.

 

[tndonor]

Granted, you get severe road rash on your arms and legs because you start on the road and never make it to the water!

I wish I had gills

 

[ch0ppersrule]

granted but since you live on land you are now deceased

i wish the sun would come out from the clouds and dry up the land (tomorrow of course)