Corrupt-a-Wish

[justleesa]

Maury, eh? lets see who is the father of what baby now....

Granted...she arrives, misplaces her keys, her wallet and you have to pay for everybody.

I wish for some more space (afforable)

 

[Giggi]

Maury, eh? lets see who is the father of what baby now....

Granted...she arrives, misplaces her keys, her wallet and you have to pay for everybody.

(LOL...that's about what happened too!)

I wish for some more space (afforable)

Granted, you now have a FREE MySpace account!

Now that I'm done with lunch, I wish I could go home and take a nap.

 

[ScubaTexan]

Granted....but you oversleep and get fired

I wish my laundry would wash itself...

 

[justleesa]

granted....all washed, but not dried...everything gets muffy and moldy

I wish lunch were ready

 

[DEEPSEAWOLF]

It is ready, but it's breakfast time the next day, now. We called you, and called you, and,... now it's gone bad.

I wish nobody could corrupt my next three wishes!

 

[almitywife]

granted - you just dont get any wishes

i wish for all the housework and laundry to be done in a second

 

[justleesa]

Tornado coming thru!!

I wish someone else would go to work for me now....

 

[almitywife]

granted - but they like her so much better than you that she gets your job

I wish i could 2.5 sommersault pike like the high divers im watching on tv right now

 

[fishb0y]

granted - but they like her so much better than you that she gets your job

I wish i could 2.5 sommersault pike like the high divers im watching on tv right now

Granted... by unfortunately you forgot to check for water in the pool.

I wish I didn't look so damn sexy in a Speedo.

 

[justleesa]

Granted...you now look like fred flintstone in a speedo

she can have the job...I wish to keep the benefits...