Corrupt-a-Wish

[Supernal]

I wish I was home right now instead of working late.

Granted. You're home because both your legs are broken.

I wish ScubaBoard wasn't so slow sometimes.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish ScubaBoard wasn't so slow sometimes.

Granted. We've petitioned NetDoc to quit strapping the server to his BC and going diving with it.

I wish I could afford the gear that I wanted...

 

[Giggi]

Granted! Your transmission doesn't slip anymore!

I wish I had not drunk so much coffee this morning.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I had not drunk so much coffee this morning.

Granted. You've had 4 cups of bleach with that Mountain Fresh Scent!

I wish I had a nice, frosty Dos Equis draft beer!

 

[Giggi]

Granted! Reverend Jim Jones has your beer right over there at the tent. Please step carefully over the...erm...sleeping patrons. Bottoms up!

I wish my kids wouldn't grow up so quickly.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted! Reverend Jim Jones has your beer right over there at the tent. Please step carefully over the...erm...sleeping patrons. Bottoms up!

I wish my kids wouldn't grow up so quickly.

Granted! They don't grow old, but you age twice as fast. Pretty soon they will be changing your diapers!!

I wish It was summer!

 

[Supernal]

I wish It was summer!

Granted, but you become allergic to water.

I wish no buildings taller than 10 stories were built.

 

[Mack Diver]

Granted. You should see the TALL ceilings in these new buildings

I all my friends loved diving

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I all my friends loved diving

Granted. They divide up all of your gear and go diving without you.

I wish I lived near the ocean.

 

[Supernal]

I wish I lived near the ocean.

Granted. But it's infested with Portuguese Man O'Wars so you can't go in.


I wish I lived closer to a lake.