Corrupt-a-Wish

[Brandon]

I wish I was Jessica Alba's wetsuit.

Granted, but she's 83 years old and has severe incontinence problems.

I wish I had superpowers.

-B.

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but she's 83 years old and has severe incontinence problems.

I wish I had superpowers.

-B.

Granted!! But your superpowers only work on Christmas tree worms!!

I wish Indiana gets a great new coach!!

 

[Dave in PA]

Granted, but he's a bowling coach!

I wish the weather was between 70*F and 85* F and it only rained at night, beween 2am and 5am and the roads were all dry by 6:30am.

 

[Supernal]

Granted, but all the worm pickers go out of business.

I wish the shoes at PayLess actually fit me.

 

[Taniwha]

I wish I would meet the man of my dreams!

Granted, here I am! (Haha, talk about "corrupted".)

Sorry, this post is out of order, but it somehow had to be done.

Cheers,
Doug

 

[Taniwha]

Granted, but all the worm pickers go out of business.

I wish the shoes at PayLess actually fit me.

Granted, but they wear out as soon as you buy them. (wait, that's real!)

I wish I could be serious, just once!

 

[fishb0y]

Granted, but they wear out as soon as you buy them. (wait, that's real!)

I wish I could be serious, just once!

Granted, but it is in a prison shower and your soap just hit the ground...

I wish I didn't sweat like a pig...

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but it is in a prison shower and your soap just hit the ground...

I wish I didn't sweat like a pig...

Granted!! You now however smell like a low land gorilla!!

I wish I had endless frequent flyer miles!!

 

[almitywife]

granted - but airflight travel dies overnight due to my stargate

I wish today was friday 24th and 5pm

 

[fishb0y]

Granted!! You now however smell like a low land gorilla!!

I wish I had endless frequent flyer miles!!

Granted, but you can only use them in the year 1996.

I wish my gas didn't smell like a dead chinchilla...