Corrupt-a-Wish

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted - it was in far norht queensland and the catagory 5 cyclone Larry ripped thru it yesterday

i wish i was a conference instead of work today

Granted, but it's a conference of cross dressing priests

I wish had a smaller butt!

 

[Northeastwrecks]

You do, but its hermetically sealed shut.

I still wish that I knew then, what I know now.

 

[almitywife]

granted - but the teenages still believe you know nothing and they know it all so they dont listen to you still

i wish it rains all day today (1st time in weeks for us)

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

granted - but the teenages still believe you know nothing and they know it all so they dont listen to you still

i wish it rains all day today (1st time in weeks for us)

Granted! but it rains for so long, it washes out the airport...No trip to Yap for you!

I wish I weren't at work!

 

[Bratface]

Granted. It's inflatable and 4" deep, and "Javier," is a dwarf who leers at you in a creepy way, everytime he sees you.


eeeeeeewwwwwwwww! They say be careful what you wish for.


I wish I had less hair in less colors. :lol:

Granted. You are one of those little hairless Mexican dogs. You are one color now--bright red and sunburned.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

"YARK!!!!"

Hey, what's your wish?

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I weren't at work!

Granted. Welcome to the North Pole. Don't you wish you had a jacket?

I wish I weren't a hairless dog. :lol:

 

[Bratface]

Granted. You are one of those little hairless Mexican dogs. You are one color now--bright red and sunburned.

oops, forgot to put my own wish. Thanks FishW.


I wish the guy next door was an ape and lived in a cage at the zoo.

 

[Bratface]

Granted. Welcome to the North Pole. Don't you wish you had a jacket?

I wish I weren't a hairless dog. :lol:

Granted. You are an iguana.

 

[Taniwha]

oops, forgot to put my own wish. Thanks FishW.


I wish the guy next door was an ape and lived in a cage at the zoo.

Granted. Now he throws feces at you all day.

I wish I could finish my website.