Corrupt-a-Wish

[Dave in PA]

Granted, but now you ran out of toilet paper

I wish my wife dived

 

[fishb0y]

Granted. Welcome to the middle of the Sahara. In August.

I wish I were in Cozumel.

Granted, but you are tied to a table in the basement of a guy named Chester...

I wish my wife would get certified...

 

[justleesa]

Granted, but she hates it and makes your life miserable every time you go diving

I wish for breakfast at Dukes today

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted, but she hates it and makes your life miserable every time you go diving

I wish for breakfast at Dukes today

Granted! But they have 163 health code violations! :yuck:

I wish I had better camera!

 

[Divingnthedark]

Granted! But they have 163 health code violations! :yuck:

I wish I had better camera!

Poof Granted! You have the best camera $ can buy but you flooded on your first dive!!
I wish someone would pack up my dive gear for me
for my next trip.

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish someone would pack up my dive gear for me
for my next trip.

Granted! (But they used shrimp to give it extra padding)

I wish I had a nicer dive computer....

 

[Divingnthedark]

Granted! (But they used shrimp to give it extra padding)

I wish I had a nicer dive computer....

Granted! It sure was a nice wrist mount too bad it went over the edge into the abyss at devil's throat!!
I wish it would warm up here in Michigan

 

[SCUBAJENNIFER]

Granted! It sure was a nice wrist mount too bad it went over the edge into the abyss at devil's throat!!
I wish it would warm up here in Michigan

Granted! It's 45 degrees! (I'm pretty sure that's warm for Michigan )

I wish I was sane!

 

[Divingnthedark]

Granted! It's 45 degrees! (I'm pretty sure that's warm for Michigan )

I wish I was sane!

Granted! But now you realize that 99.9% of the population is insane!
I wish I didn't need to go to work today

 

[Fish_Whisperer]

I wish I was sane!

You are, but no one in the asylum believes you.

I wish my crotch-strap were more comfortable....